I hope you dont have to go...but if you do...who is gonna watch your snakies???
you come home safe and sound you hear? it wouldnt be the same without you
and who is gonna protect the nuclear mall ?
well, just kidding mostly, i know duty calls and we wish you well, tom!
dont forget to 'be all that you can be'

... oh crap wait thats the army... i mean "the Few. The proud. The Marines!"
