Talking parrot joke..
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A guy goes into a pet store and sees a beautiful parrot at a very low price.. "what's the deal with this bird"? he asks..
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The clerk advises him the bird is completely unmanageable, very smart and talkative, almost scary-smart.. but the most foul mouthed bird ever..
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The guy looks at the bird and decides that there can't be anything that bad about it. he buys it and takes it home. In no time he finds out that the bird is plain evil! Screaming obscenities, tearing up anything it can get to.. and it seems to know what it's saying! applying the B**** word to his female friends, calling him a jerk and worse..
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Entirely fed-up the guy grabs the bird and puts him in the refridgerator.. "you're not coming out until you agree to calm down and behave"!
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That evening after work he opens the fridge and asks the bird if he's ready to behave.. "you're the boss"! the bird replies.. "Do you have any questions about the rules"? the guy asks the bird..
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"Yeah", says the bird...
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"Whatever did those chickens do to tick you off"!
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