I wonder if anyone ever bothered to ask why oil was underground in the first place? Seems nature has a rhyme and reason for everything. Wouldn't it be a hoot if oil was actually there to cushion global plate movement? How bout them earth quakes! Yup, I think my theory is sounding better everyday. All the different people of the world were intentionally placed here for the express purpose of intergalactic gamblers, so they could wager which group could use up all the earths resources the fastest. What do you think?
Craig