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rocketcrotch · #**441** (**permalink**) 10-10-2008, 06:00 AM

And Owen, lets remember now your supreme yankeedom.

owen · #**442** (**permalink**) 10-10-2008, 06:05 AM

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Originally Posted by rocketcrotch

Bah, James Bond drinks vodka martinis.

Besides, in high school we called vodka (forgive me) "liquid pantie remover" So it can't be all bad eh?

thats what we call gin lol...my friend drinks Gin, and lime all the time, and I call him a pansy

rocketcrotch · #**443** (**permalink**) 10-10-2008, 06:14 AM

Gin is the seed from Satans deformed love spud. The only people that drink gin here are ghetto dwellers who think its cool because they heard it in a rap song. and yes your friend should be called a p***y, men dont drink drinks with a *twist of lime LOL

owen · #**444** (**permalink**) 10-10-2008, 06:18 AM

lol, true that!

On my 18th bday, my friend invented a shot for me. First it was a double prairie fire...Im pretty sure that is tequila, and tabasco sauce. Then I was supposed to chase it with a 12oz glass of water...I was destroyed, so Im like...Ok whats one more shot, and the water will be good for me. So, I took the shot, and the tabasco sauce burned so bad lol, I slammed that glass of water so fast. When i put the empty glass down, everyone was silent...I was like uhoh. Then they decided to inform me that the glass of water was straight Gin lol. After that, I had a flaming sambuca shot, and that was when things went downhill lol

rocketcrotch · #**445** (**permalink**) 10-10-2008, 06:25 AM

WOw, one hail of a way to spend your 18th. My 21st was kind of like that. 21 straight shots of tequila/vodka alternating. Its a traditing here, taking them like bam bam bam bam bam etc etc... Some people get poisioned, some people get sick, some people pass out. Me? I got in a fight, and went home with some randos I met, stole their car and went to another bar.

owen · #**446** (**permalink**) 10-10-2008, 06:29 AM

lol, nice.

I went to 3 strip clubs, Had $180 worth of drinks, and a $50 meal. (friends paid for everything) My buddy tallied it up to about 40 drinks lol. I soldier crawled out of the keg restaurant after throwing everything off the table, bending a sign, and shaking a lamp. and I must be gifted lol I woke up at 7 am the next day, and waited for my hangover...It never came lol, and to this day, I dont get sick

rocketcrotch · #**447** (**permalink**) 10-10-2008, 06:31 AM

I dont get sick either. But alas, as of now, I am on probation. I get tested every other week. They test for alcohol. I CANT DRINK until April, all because I was too drunk to say no when some other drunk idiot asked me if I wanted to fight. But, come April, when I can travel, and I can drink. I'm coming to Canada to drink you under the table Owen!

owen · #**448** (**permalink**) 10-10-2008, 06:33 AM

lol, bring it haha. Im down. Ill start saving my money, cus it will be EPIC

but for real...im down

rocketcrotch · #**449** (**permalink**) 10-10-2008, 02:20 PM

As am I. How hard is it to get into your country?

Johnny Utah · #**450** (**permalink**) 10-10-2008, 04:18 PM

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As am I. How hard is it to get into your country?

I've known two people that got denied trying to enter Canada. One had been convicted of a couple felonies but was off parole. The other had only been convicted of a DUI.

Make sure you do your research before you buy your tickets.