think my mommy has flipped her lid. it started out as a normal burm day as far as i am concerned......mommy came downstairs to mist cages and she knows i am getting ready to shed cause i say 'hiss hiss'when i am ready to shed. well anyways she opened the cage and i decided to dive on her lap. she looked at my belly and it has some discoloring on it,. so like moms do she freaked out.
she went running upstairs and got medicine and put it on me:-x then she set me down and started ripping the mulch out of my cage. well being the curious little boy that i am i had to explore. mommy has her head in the cage digging mulch out in a frenzy so i decided i needed to see what was under the cage. i dont know why but she stopped what she was doing and pulled me out. oh i would say this happened about 10 times
finally she gets the papper in the cage as she is hanging unto my tail:faint:
she puts the hidey back in and the water and pulls me out from under the cage again and puts me in. well i decided i needed to shed NOW. so i turned my head upside down from my body and started rubbing my face on the wood like a good snake does. mommy lets out a horrifying vibration and her friend will runs downstairs to see if mommy is okay! i was wondering that myself:?:
mommy is screaming something about IBD and still screaming and her friend will looks horrified. i was just looking at them both with my head upside down. they looked kind of funny like tha.
then a look of realization crosses mommys face and she says 'oh he is trying to shed' i am thinking 'bingo'
mommy goes upstairs and runs me some water in our nice new tub to soak in. she takes me upstairs and puts me in with a piece of wood to rub on(finally the light bulb lights) mommys color is finally returning to her face.
what do you think i do next. well the nice warm water and the big garden tub..i pooped and peed. mommy is like oh my god max not now please. i dont know why she cared cause snakes pood in the garden of eden since the beginning of time and it is called a 'garden tub' so now mommy has that same shocked expression on her face and she pulls me out and she is doing this!
well she cleaned up my mess i worked so hard at creating and put me back in. mommy looked really tired by then. i guess she should have quit chasing me to move me out from under the bathroom door while she was trying to clean the tub.;-)
well i played in the water for a bit and mom still had that :no: look on her face and she was:yawning
well i decided i wanted out of the tub by then cause there is just so much to get into in the bathroom. mommy dried me off and started to clean the tub again and you know what i did?
oh and believe it or not the discoloration was all gone
now mommy couldn't stay mad at me cause i looked so handsome. she even told me i am the most handsome boy of any snake on the internet!:cheers:
then mommy took me back downstairs and took all the needless newspaper out of my cage and put new mulch in..yo know what i was doing at the time?yep, i was trying to crawl under the cage
:laugh::laugh:
well mommy still has the mortified expression on her face and she is laying flat on her back on the bed. i guess she expected me to be comatose like my sister chance. hah not gonna happen EVER. well got to go i want mommy to get up and play with me:yes:
signed,little max
