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12-04-2008, 10:49 PM
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medicare coverage in a nutshell
MEDICARE COVERAGE IN A NUTSHELL
The phone rings and the lady of the house answers, "Hello."
"Mrs. Sanders, please."
"Speaking."
"Mrs. Sanders, this is Doctor Jones at Saint Agnes Laboratory. When your doctor sent your husband's biopsy to the lab yesterday, a biopsy from another Mr. Sanders arrived as well, and we are now uncertain which one is your husband's. Frankly the results are either bad or terrible."
"What do you mean?" Mrs. Sanders asks nervously.
"Well, one of the specimens tested positive for Alzheimer's and the other one tested positive for AIDS. We can't tell which is your husband's."
"That's dreadful! Can't you do the test again?" questioned Mrs. Sanders.
"Normally we can, but Medicare will only pay for these expensive tests one time."
"Well, what am I supposed to do now?"
"The people at Medicare recommend that you drop your husband off somewhere in the middle of town. If he finds his way home, don't sleep with him."
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12-05-2008, 05:44 AM
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I punch bees.
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lmao, thats awsome!
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12-05-2008, 08:05 AM
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Drinkin Beers beers beers
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12-05-2008, 08:14 AM
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Some people are like slinkys... not really good for anything but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.
RIP max, i love you
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12-05-2008, 08:16 AM
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Epic.
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12-05-2008, 01:13 PM
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I'm a mess :p
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OMG haha! "If he finds his way home, don't sleep with him" lmao 
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