Funny Air Traffic Controlers Quotes!

[Red-Tailed_mustang]

Thought these were kewl!
http://www.businessballs.com/airtrafficcontrollersfunnyquotes.htm

[Johnny Utah]

Control tower to a 747: "United 329 heavy, your traffic is a Fokker, one o'clock, three miles, Eastbound."
United 239: "Approach, I've always wanted to say this... I've got the little Fokker in sight."

:P lol!

[SleepyFF]

A huge C-5 cargo plane was sitting near where a small plane was waiting to take off. The private pilot got a little nervous because the military plane was closer than normal, and asked the tower to find out the intentions of the C-5. Before the tower could reply, a voice came over the radio as the C-5's nose cargo doors opened, saying, "I'm going to eat you."

omg. that kills me

[Red-Tailed_mustang]

I don't know if I can pick a fav out of those they are all awesome!!

[X-Factor]

Originally Posted by Johnny Utah

Control tower to a 747: "United 329 heavy, your traffic is a Fokker, one o'clock, three miles, Eastbound."
United 239: "Approach, I've always wanted to say this... I've got the little Fokker in sight."

:P lol!

Originally Posted by SleepyFF

A huge C-5 cargo plane was sitting near where a small plane was waiting to take off. The private pilot got a little nervous because the military plane was closer than normal, and asked the tower to find out the intentions of the C-5. Before the tower could reply, a voice came over the radio as the C-5's nose cargo doors opened, saying, "I'm going to eat you."

omg. that kills me

[Red-Tailed_mustang]

"TWA 2341, for noise abatement turn right 45 Degrees."
"Centre, we are at 35,000 feet. How much noise can we make up here?"
"Sir, have you ever heard the noise a 747 makes when it hits a 727?"

and this is also a good list http://www.businessballs.com/insuranceclaims.htm

"The car in front hit the pedestrian but he got up so I hit him again"

[Red-Tailed_mustang]

"I was on my way to the doctor with rear end trouble when my universal joint gave way causing me to have an accident."
"An invisible car came out of nowhere, struck my car and vanished."
"I was thrown from the car as it left the road. I was later found in a ditch by some stray cows."
"Coming home I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I don't have."
"I thought my window was down, but I found it was up when I put my head through it."
"The guy was all over the road. I had to swerve a number of times before I hit him."
"I had been driving for forty years when I fell asleep at the wheel and had an accident."
"As I approached an intersection a sign suddenly appeared in a place where no stop sign had ever appeared before."
"To avoid hitting the bumper of the car in front I struck a pedestrian."

[Red-Tailed_mustang]

I have to add these 2 also

"The gentleman behind me struck me on the backside. He then went to rest in a bush with just his rear end showing. "

"When I saw I could not avoid a collision I stepped on the gas and crashed into the other car."

[mpgt]

Those are hilarious guys. Thanks!!

[X-Factor]

OMG....those are funny!