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10-10-2008, 06:18 AM
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banned for life (sorry Brandon, this one's mine)
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I thought we could use a Chuck Norris thread.
Feel free to sticky mods
Chuck Norris can eat a rubiks cube and poop it solved!
Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas!
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Whatcha got?
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10-10-2008, 06:20 AM
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I punch bees.
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little late there bud lol
Chuck Norris
but yes...chuck norris truly is epic |
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10-10-2008, 06:20 AM
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really? I wasnt aware. Granted I didnt look that hard, but what the hey, we got a new one if it dont get shut down.
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10-10-2008, 06:23 AM
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If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip.
Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
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10-10-2008, 06:23 AM
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When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.
When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost
Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV.
Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.
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10-10-2008, 06:26 AM
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banned for life (sorry Brandon, this one's mine)
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I see you are quite adept with the copy paste maneuver.
Touche'
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10-10-2008, 06:27 AM
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They once aired an episode of walker texas ranger in France. They surrendered just to be sure.
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10-10-2008, 06:31 AM
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lol, a few minutes before you posted this thread, I downloaded the walker texas ranger theme song, and put it on my Ipod, so I can listen to it really loud while im driving around lol
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10-10-2008, 06:32 AM
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It just doesn't get any better than some Good ole Walker, Texas Ranger.
Except for maybe Quinn, medicine woman. LOL
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10-10-2008, 06:39 AM
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nah, quinn sucks compared to walker lol. Mind you I havent seen quinn since I was like 5...so maybe shes hot now lol. But walker was epic. I was ticked when they brought it back for one last 2 hour episode a year or so ago, and basically brought it back just to kill his wife off lol. That was just unusually cruel. but it was cool to watch it again. I got the channel Showcase Action, just so I could watch old episodes of walker lol
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